A colleague of mine got a text message stating that the air in Beijing yesterday had an Air Quality Index in the high 200s, translating into “very unhealthy” with possible serious health effects. Didn’t need a monitor to tell me that, the air here has been brutal all month. Time to get away! It just so happens that I have just begun a crazy itinerary — Taiyuan-Beijing-Chengdu-Ho Chi Minh-Hanoi-Bangkok-Beijing. The Hanoi stop is for the Asia TEFL conference, for which I will be presenting Assessment of Aviation in China on November 6. I am not at all thrilled with the time slot, though, late afternoon, the last presentation of the day. If you’ve been to these kind of conferences you’d know that most do not stay the whole day. Which means I am praying for an audience of more than two. If you’re in the area, please drop by! Free lollipops!
The Chengdu portion (yes, Chengdu again) is for CAAC training. I’ve got two days in Guanghan, home of the Civil Aviation Flight University of China, to do some intensive training for PEPEC examiners and raters. This is recurrent training, so I’ll likely see some familiar faces.

An SAS Flight Attendant is shocked you want some peanuts.
This month’s The Beijinger magazine’s cover story is on travel horror stories. We’ve all got some, right? Me, I can’t think of any one particular one…maybe there’ve been too many. Stuck on the tarmac for hours. Waiting an hour and a half in line to check in only to find that when it was finally my turn I had missed the 30-minute window thus not being issued a boarding pass. Sitting next to a passenger who probably hadn’t bathed for weeks. Luggage on the other side of the planet. Yep, BTDT. Crawling on the floor on the upper deck of a 747 where I had lost a diamond earring. I was at the Thai Airways office yesterday and overheard a young woman complaining about not getting even a partial refund for having missed her flight. I’m with the airline on this one though; rules are rules, and there are some tough ones on deeply-discounted tickets. I think I have more happy endings than not, or at least they’re easier to remember.Remember the pre-9/11 days when it was still possible to check-in and board within minutes of departure? I (sheepishly) admit I often took advantage of that. I was on an Air France Prague-Paris flight that was several hours late, and had minutes to make my United connection to Boston. An AF agent sprinted with me to the United gate, where the boarding agent was closing the doors leading to the jetway. Long story short, flight was full, I was upgraded, and all was good with the world.
Tip: If Chongqing is on your itinerary, don’t bother staying at the Hilton. They were temporarily closed, and still under investigation for housing a brothel. (Then again, maybe you’ll score a good deal because of it!)
NB Photo above from The Beijinger. Ms. Yu Jing is actually offering some packing tips.




